Thursday, August 16, 2007

hot mess of the week



some of my friends know of my borderline drag queen fetish. the hot mess in the video below is Verka Serduchka, the hottest piece of trash to come out the ukraine in... ever. in may, Verka placed second in the 2007 eurovision song contest. basically, all contries that are members of the EBU (european braodcasting union) are elligible to send one contestant with an original, never before released song. not many people know that abba won the eurovision song contest in 1974 with "waterloo". that was last good thing to come out of eurovision... UNTIL NOW. verka is my jesus and i would love to live in her foil covered world. take me home with you verka! i don't need to learn the language, they all just mumble a bunch anyway!!! *siiiiiggghhhhh* i love euro-trash and the way it raises the quality of my life.



in contrast, below you can see dj bobo with "vampires are alive", switzerland's entry into 2007's eurovision song contest. either way, eurovision is fun! the songs are either catchy and absurd, or in bobo's case, it makes us feel a little better about american music. seriously, your name is dj bobo? for reals? buffy wouldn't even dig this shit. i've farted better pop tunes out of my ass.

2 comments:

Michael said...

Hot mess indeed, but ya know what? I can't get Verka's song out of my head... well, at least the fun dance-break-music part.

Buxom Banshee said...

you get an F! Why have there been no updates in 4 days!!!!!